Genetic Engineering Critic Gifts

"And these soya beans were engineered using Human DNA."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"You're such a good listener."

Robotic Man

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Jr. cloning kit

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Crap from the future.

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

This condition could be hereditary - does stupidity run in your family?

A day at the transgenic races

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Family DNA

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

Jurassic Pork

Catasaurus

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

'The beef has been genetically modified to make it taste like a more expensive cut.'

GMOs: The Next Generation

'I demand a DNA test.'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

When Cells Divide

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'