Bioengineering Buff Gifts

'I don't know, Timmy - we never had genetically-modified jelly beans before.'

Our grocery carts are genetically modified.

'We thank you for giving us the ability to genetically alter, irradiate and microwave this wonderful food.'

Robotic Man

"You're such a good listener."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

A day at the transgenic races

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Gene Therapy

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

Protoplasm

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

Clone Factory

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Another Screw-up at the Genetics lab. FLASH! What idiot thought of putting a firefly gene in an elephant?!

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

Bio Fuels.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

Cuba vaccines against Covid