Bioengineering Buff T-Shirts

'I don't know, Timmy - we never had genetically-modified jelly beans before.'

'We thank you for giving us the ability to genetically alter, irradiate and microwave this wonderful food.'

"You're such a good listener."

Robotic Man

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

A day at the transgenic races

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Gene Therapy

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Protoplasm

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

Clone Factory

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

Cuba vaccines against Covid

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

Bio Fuels.

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."