Biotech Engineer T-Shirts

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Robotic Man

"You're such a good listener."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

A day at the transgenic races

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Medicinal plants

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Gene Therapy

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

Clone Factory

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

Bio Fuels.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

Cuba vaccines against Covid

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

Frankenfish