Biotechnologists T-Shirts

"Lab-grown?"

Cuba develops nasal vaccine against Covid

"You're such a good listener."

Robotic Man

A day at the transgenic races

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Medicinal plants

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Gene Therapy

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

Clone Factory

Bio Fuels.

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

Cuba vaccines against Covid

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

Frankenfish

Taken genetic engineering too far