Biotechnology Specialists T-Shirts

'Sir, I'm authorized to buy 400 tons of your products. Not as provisions but to stock up our arsenal of biological and chemical weapons.'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

Robotic Man

"You're such a good listener."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

A day at the transgenic races

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Medicinal plants

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Medical Examinations.

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

Bio Fuels.

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

Cuba vaccines against Covid

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

Frankenfish

Taken genetic engineering too far

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

Money Tree