Biotechnology Specialists Gifts

'Sir, I'm authorized to buy 400 tons of your products. Not as provisions but to stock up our arsenal of biological and chemical weapons.'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

Robotic Man

"You're such a good listener."

A day at the transgenic races

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Medicinal plants

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Medical Examinations.

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

Cuba vaccines against Covid

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

Bio Fuels.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

Frankenfish

Taken genetic engineering too far

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

Money Tree

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'