Biotech Enthusiast Gifts

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

"Everything going well at the gene factory, darling?"

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

'Who could have dreamt that an investment in low-carb, nano stem cells would turn out to be riskier than it sounded?'

Transgenic farm : 'Where's the main office?' - 'Oink, oink.'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Robotic Man

"You're such a good listener."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

A day at the transgenic races

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Medicinal plants

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

Bio Fuels.

Cuba vaccines against Covid

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

Frankenfish