Bioengineering Enthusiast Gifts

Money Tree

'But it may be easier to understand the meaning of bioengineered life.'

Robotic Man

"You're such a good listener."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

A day at the transgenic races

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Gene Therapy

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Computer operator welding machine.

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

Crane fishing

Clone Factory

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

"Never marry an engineer."

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

Bio Fuels.

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

Cuba vaccines against Covid

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.