Bioengineering Gifts

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

Pretty Soon: Bioengineering will produce livestock which requires less processing.

Bio-Engineering Seminar - THE VIRUS, Threat or Role Model?

'We thank you for giving us the ability to genetically alter, irradiate and microwave this wonderful food.'

'Here's a song for all of you who are conflicted over whether or not it's safe to eat genetically-modified food.'

'I don't know what to make of genetically modified food'...

'Before we add any more preservatives, let's determine if it's worth preserving.'

'But it may be easier to understand the meaning of bioengineered life.'

"You're such a good listener."

Robotic Man

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

A day at the transgenic races

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Medicinal plants

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

Gene Therapy

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"