Bio-engineering Gifts

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

"You're such a good listener."

Robotic Man

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

A day at the transgenic races

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Medicinal plants

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

Gene Therapy

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

Clone Factory

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".