Bio-engineers Gifts

'Our only chance is to pick its wings off! Send Arnold in!'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Robotic Man

"You're such a good listener."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

A day at the transgenic races

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Gene Therapy

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

Clone Factory

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

GM Crops Genie.

Bio Fuels.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

'Here's one I made earlier.'

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'