Bio-engineers Gifts

'Our only chance is to pick its wings off! Send Arnold in!'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Robotic Man

"You're such a good listener."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

A day at the transgenic races

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

Gene Therapy

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

Clone Factory

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

Cuba vaccines against Covid

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

Bio Fuels.

GM Crops Genie.

'Here's one I made earlier.'