Biotechnologist Gifts

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

Frankenfish

"We used Crispr to cure her allergies, and figured why stop there?"

Taken genetic engineering too far

Profits from gene patenting.

The miracle of genetic engineering

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Banoonoos: 'They've been phonetically modified.'

'It's our latest genetic breakthrough. It does grow on trees, after all.'

"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is, in fact, a goat

'And they said we couldn't create meat in a test tube.'

'Double, double, toil and trouble. Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf, genetically modified root of hemlock...'

Newton regretted dabbling in genetic modification.

Cloning Department - "Hi Rodney - I think you know everyone."

"Personally, I don't see what all the fuss is about."

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

Genetically modified food

'I don't understand it! I planted carrots.'

'I worked at the Cloning Research lab. I was replaced by myself.'

'I'm sorry, we have a hiring freeze on. The lab rats are living longer and longer.'

"I'm afraid a qualification form the Univesity of Hard Knocks doesn't get you far in the biotechnology industry these days."

Frankenstein wears a t-shirt that states: 'Just say no to stem cell research.'

'Please, no work boots or dirty genes.'

Monsanto - "Bad news, the tomato gene has jumped species"

'It used to be a dairy farm, but now the milk produces therapeutic proteins, and the eggs contain antibiotics.'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

"And these soya beans were engineered using Human DNA."

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

"Good evening we would like to talk to you about genetically modified crops."

"We've isolated the gene for batter"

'It took us 12 years to genetically engineer him. We are going to make millions!'

'If we could just add one more gene to make the skeptical customer trust us.'

GM Foods - Bananas singing, "Oh yes we are all bananas......"