Biotech Specialist Gifts

"Of course we were made for each other. We were cloned in a laboratory!"

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"You're such a good listener."

Robotic Man

A day at the transgenic races

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Medicinal plants

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Medical Examinations.

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

Bio Fuels.

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

Cuba vaccines against Covid

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

Frankenfish

Taken genetic engineering too far

Money Tree

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'