Biotechnology Expert Gifts

Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm

"You're such a good listener."

Robotic Man

A day at the transgenic races

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Medicinal plants

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

Cuba vaccines against Covid

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

Bio Fuels.

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

Frankenfish

Taken genetic engineering too far

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

Money Tree

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research