Biotech Professional Gifts

Money Tree

'Your problem is in the gene which makes antibodies, but the Biophase Corp. now has a patent on that gene, I can't do anything for you.'

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

"You're such a good listener."

Robotic Man

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

A day at the transgenic races

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Medicinal plants

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

Bio Fuels.

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

Cuba vaccines against Covid

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

Frankenfish

Taken genetic engineering too far

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

"No movie deals, no endorsements, no product tie-ins..."

'The best thing about working here is that nobody is irreplaceable.'