Biotech Professional Gifts

Money Tree

'Your problem is in the gene which makes antibodies, but the Biophase Corp. now has a patent on that gene, I can't do anything for you.'

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

It's my latest recombinant DNA project. Are you a man or a mouse?

Genetics Lab. You developed a dwarf cow? I call it "mini-moo"!

"You're such a good listener."

Robotic Man

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

A day at the transgenic races

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Medicinal plants

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

Bio Fuels.

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

Cuba vaccines against Covid

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

Frankenfish

Taken genetic engineering too far

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'