Bio-tech Worker Gifts

'We really don't want to say goodbye. So, as a retirement gift - we're upgrading you, so we don't have to!'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Robotic Man

"You're such a good listener."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

A day at the transgenic races

Marry me astronaut

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

Blue Origin

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Medicinal plants

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

"What the hell sort of convenient new feature is this?"

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

Cuba vaccines against Covid