Bio-tech Worker T-Shirts

'We really don't want to say goodbye. So, as a retirement gift - we're upgrading you, so we don't have to!'

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Outer Space Outsourcing

Robotic Man

"You're such a good listener."

Marry me astronaut

A day at the transgenic races

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

Blue Origin

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Medicinal plants

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

Bio Fuels.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

Cuba vaccines against Covid