Bio-tech Enthusiast Gifts

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"You're such a good listener."

Robotic Man

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

A day at the transgenic races

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Medicinal plants

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Protoplasm

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

Bio Fuels.

Cuba vaccines against Covid

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

Frankenfish

Taken genetic engineering too far

Money Tree

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"