Bio-tech Enthusiast Gifts

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Robotic Man

"You're such a good listener."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

A day at the transgenic races

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Medicinal plants

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Protoplasm

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Cuba vaccines against Covid

Bio Fuels.

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

Frankenfish

Taken genetic engineering too far

Money Tree

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'