Quirky Biotech Enthusiast Gifts

It's my latest recombinant DNA project. Are you a man or a mouse?

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

No Swimming Allowed

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

Money Tree

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

'But it may be easier to understand the meaning of bioengineered life.'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

"Please, George...not here!"

"9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer."

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

Transgenic farm : 'Where's the main office?' - 'Oink, oink.'