Quirky Biotech Enthusiast Mugs

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Pavlov's Cat

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

No Swimming Allowed

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Money Tree

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

'But it may be easier to understand the meaning of bioengineered life.'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

"Please, George...not here!"

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

A Mom and Pop Operation

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'