Biotech Researcher Gifts

"It says we're genetically predisposed toward this room."

When animal cloners suffer from insomnia.

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"You're such a good listener."

Robotic Man

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

A day at the transgenic races

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Medicinal plants

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

Cuba vaccines against Covid

Bio Fuels.

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

Frankenfish

Taken genetic engineering too far