Science Researcher Gifts

Come tell us what's there in the outer space.

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

"You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

The Jeopardy of Progress

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"Good boy."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

2021

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"We've made great progress!"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Fear/Knowledge

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain