Physics Researcher Gifts

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

"How will you feel when we find the final quark?"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

The Jeopardy of Progress

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

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"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

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'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

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Big Bang Theory.

Fear/Knowledge

Albert Einstein

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"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

'But I digress...'

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"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"