Energy Researcher Gifts

"Here's the problem."

Lunar energy research...a star wars project.

Wrong pills

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Energy Ethanol.

Climategate.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Not-So Smart Meter

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

US Energy Needs.

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

"We must be entering Earth's atmosphere now...."

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

Critical Ethanol report

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Is this what they call inherent safety?