Energy Scientist Gifts

'Of course it's renewable -- you just throw more sticks on it!'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Pipe Dream.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Where does it all end up?

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

Sea weed harvest.

Nuclear generation of energy.

How Glaciations Begin

Population rocket

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Biodiversity

The wrecking crew!

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'