Energy Scientist T-Shirts

'Of course it's renewable -- you just throw more sticks on it!'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Pipe Dream.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Where does it all end up?

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

Sea weed harvest.

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Biodiversity

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Population rocket

How Glaciations Begin

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

The wrecking crew!

Nuclear generation of energy.