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Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

Alternative Energy Operations

Our heating towers? I thought they were cooling towers.

"What can you give me for wind?"

"It's either swaying palms or cold beer. . .you can't have them both!"

Cavemen try to light a fire next to an unused nuclear reactor.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Young Frankenstein"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"We've made great progress!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"What's a patent?"

'Hmph. College kids.'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

' A good idea '

The first car accident.

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Claus 2.0

Pipe Dream.