Energy Researcher T-Shirts

"Here's the problem."

Lunar energy research...a star wars project.

Wrong pills

Energy Ethanol.

Climategate.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Nuclear generation of energy.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

US Energy Needs.

"We must be entering Earth's atmosphere now...."

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Critical Ethanol report

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

"We're going to need more pets."

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Ethanol and foreign oil.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'