Energy Sector Specialist Gifts

'Our company will solve the world's energy problems. Every day's worth of oil will burn for eight days.'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Nuclear generation of energy.

City Windfarms.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"Neversource"

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Water power.

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

Critical Ethanol report

Ethanol and foreign oil.

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

Is this what they call inherent safety?

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Electric car

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

Sustainability

Smart Arse Meter

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.