Biotechnology Expert T-Shirts

Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm

"You're such a good listener."

Robotic Man

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

A day at the transgenic races

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Medicinal plants

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

Bio Fuels.

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

Cuba vaccines against Covid

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

Frankenfish

Taken genetic engineering too far

Money Tree

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'