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Tonight's Debate. Nature versus Nurture. You believe in heredity over environment? Yep --- I was just born that way.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

How life on Earth really got its start.

Dog forced to return bone

When Cells Divide

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Sperm Whale.

Pull the udder one

The Velvet Mesquite

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

Protoplasm

"It's not you-it's me."

A mathematical question for you. Do we divide or multiply?