Biology Expert Pillows

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

Dog forced to return bone

How life on Earth really got its start.

When Cells Divide

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

The Velvet Mesquite

Pull the udder one

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Protoplasm

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"It's not you-it's me."

A mathematical question for you. Do we divide or multiply?

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"