Biodiversity Expert T-Shirts

'He's really quite likeable once you're past his ideas on biodiversity!'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Polluted geese

A mother and baby elephant

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Author's Bio-diversity.

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

The melting polar ice caps

Igloo for birds.

Climate Change

Biodiversity

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'