Biodiversity Expert Gifts

'He's really quite likeable once you're past his ideas on biodiversity!'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Polluted geese

A mother and baby elephant

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

Beaver tower

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Author's Bio-diversity.

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

The melting polar ice caps

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

Biodiversity

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Igloo for birds.

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer