Biodiversity Buffs Gifts

Invasive species reach Ken's sock drawer.

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Technically, it's a mammal."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Author's Bio-diversity.

Dog forced to return bone

How life on Earth really got its start.

When Cells Divide

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Sperm Whale.

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'