Ecology Buffs Gifts

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"I love you too, big guy."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

God's Subcontractors

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

The Age of Reptiles. . .

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"I think we have run out of time..."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Climate Change

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

'I was dumped by my girlfriend.'

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

Plant Parenthood...

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Ecological balance.

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now