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"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"I love you too, big guy."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

God's Subcontractors

The Age of Reptiles. . .

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"I think we have run out of time..."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Climate Change

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

'I was dumped by my girlfriend.'

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Ecological balance.

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

'I forgot how creepy you look in the dark.'