Ecosystem Enthusuiasts T-Shirts

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"I love you too, big guy."

God's Subcontractors

Eco Princess

Honest Vending

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

"I think we have run out of time..."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

Noise Pollution

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Climate Change

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

"...I think we've found the missing link!"

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."