Ecosystem Lover T-Shirts

"I may not be part of your social circle, but I am part of your ecosystem!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I love you too, big guy."

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

God's Subcontractors

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Climate Crisis

Sale! Weed Whackers

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

There is No Planet C

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

Environment Friendly House.

"I think we have run out of time..."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

Climate Change

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."