Ecosystem Lover Gifts

"I may not be part of your social circle, but I am part of your ecosystem!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I love you too, big guy."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

God's Subcontractors

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Climate Crisis

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Sale! Weed Whackers

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

There is No Planet C

"I think we have run out of time..."

Environment Friendly House.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Climate Change

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

'I was dumped by my girlfriend.'

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.