Ecosystem Enthusiast Gifts

"I could use a hug."

"At least we no longer have that giant fly problem."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

'He's really quite likeable once you're past his ideas on biodiversity!'

Food Chain

'Well you know what they say - the grass is always greener on the other side of the ecosystem.'

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

Climate change hits Antarctica

"It's a win-win deal: You'll keep my dung safe by eating the flies attracted to the smell..."

The perfect couple.

"This is worrying Dad: The migrating wildebeest count is really low this year..."

"Stop saying I'm not a native, I was born here! My family has been here for more than two thousand generations. . ."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"I love you too, big guy."

Politically Correct Snowperson

'I admire your floatibility.'

God's Subcontractors

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Eco Princess

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Sale! Weed Whackers

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Honest Vending

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"I think we have run out of time..."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."