Ecology Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

Never mind the weather report - what's the eutrophication report?

'I just can't believe that Humans could have evolved from us...'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I love you too, big guy."

'I admire your floatibility.'

God's Subcontractors

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Eco Princess

Sale! Weed Whackers

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Honest Vending

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Bees SOS

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"I think we have run out of time..."

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!