Ecology Buff Gifts

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'We lemmings no longer jump into the sea! Now we limit our population with birth control!'

'Outnumbered? Maybe. But we have the advantage of our animal instincts, plus this tank that Bernie stole.'

"They're taking over the whole planet -- Better hurry up and create anteaters."

'I caught him biting a tree!'

'Shotgun!'

"Changes in beavers' activities could indicate they are mimicking human behavior. Will need further study."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Kangaroo sees other with cup holders.

'This is the last time we let cartoonists have a say in the 'aviation policy.'

'The scariest thing about global warming is seeing you in a thong, George.'

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Man urinating fish

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm