Conservation Buff Gifts

"So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?"

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Zoo animals.

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."