Sustainability Buff Gifts

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

The most moral consumer

"He's the head of our company's energy conservation department."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

100% carbon neutral

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Earth stove

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Vivienne Westwood

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

City Windfarms.

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

Ecology.

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

Recycling bottle bank.