Biotech Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

"Everything going well at the gene factory, darling?"

'Who could have dreamt that an investment in low-carb, nano stem cells would turn out to be riskier than it sounded?'

Transgenic farm : 'Where's the main office?' - 'Oink, oink.'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"You're such a good listener."

Robotic Man

A day at the transgenic races

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Medicinal plants

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Cuba vaccines against Covid

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

Bio Fuels.

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

Frankenfish

Taken genetic engineering too far

Money Tree

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."