Biotechnologist Pillows

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

Frankenfish

"We used Crispr to cure her allergies, and figured why stop there?"

Profits from gene patenting.

Taken genetic engineering too far

The miracle of genetic engineering

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Banoonoos: 'They've been phonetically modified.'

"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is, in fact, a goat

'It's our latest genetic breakthrough. It does grow on trees, after all.'

'Double, double, toil and trouble. Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf, genetically modified root of hemlock...'

'And they said we couldn't create meat in a test tube.'

Genetically modified food

"Personally, I don't see what all the fuss is about."

Cloning Department - "Hi Rodney - I think you know everyone."

Newton regretted dabbling in genetic modification.

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

'I'm sorry, we have a hiring freeze on. The lab rats are living longer and longer.'

'I don't understand it! I planted carrots.'

'I worked at the Cloning Research lab. I was replaced by myself.'

"I'm afraid a qualification form the Univesity of Hard Knocks doesn't get you far in the biotechnology industry these days."

'Please, no work boots or dirty genes.'

'It used to be a dairy farm, but now the milk produces therapeutic proteins, and the eggs contain antibiotics.'

"We've isolated the gene for batter"

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

"And these soya beans were engineered using Human DNA."

"Good evening we would like to talk to you about genetically modified crops."

Frankenstein wears a t-shirt that states: 'Just say no to stem cell research.'

Monsanto - "Bad news, the tomato gene has jumped species"

"We're making progress."

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

GM Food and World Hunger