Creative Bioengineer Gifts

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"You're such a good listener."

Robotic Man

Build a Raft

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

A day at the transgenic races

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Gene Therapy

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

Clone Factory

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

Cuba vaccines against Covid

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

Bio Fuels.

GM Crops Genie.

'Here's one I made earlier.'