Little Bioengineer Gifts

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Robotic Man

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

"You're such a good listener."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Jr. cloning kit

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

A day at the transgenic races

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Building Blocks.

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Gene Therapy

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

Children's Imagination

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

Clone Factory